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[Hamburger Abendblatt 7.12.02]
Who is Hu?
Polit-Parodie auf Kosten des US-Präsidenten
Mit öffentlichen Spott wird derzeit nicht nur der Steuersong-gebeutelte Kanzler Schröder überschüttet. Auch US-Präsident George Bush sorgt unfreiwillig für Heiterkeit. So wird weltweit im Internet über folgenden fiktiven Dialog gelacht, in dem US-Sicherheitsberaterin Condoleezza Rice ihren Chef über Chinas neuen Parteivorsitzenden Hu Jiantao informieren will (wegen des Sprachwitzes auf Englisch):
George Bush:
“Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?”
Condoleezza Rice:
“Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.”
Bush:
“Great. Lay it on me.”
Rice:
“Hu is the new leader of China.”
Bush:
“That’s what I want to know.”
Rice:
“That’s what I’m telling you.”
Bush:
“That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?”
Rice:
“Yes.”
Bush:
“I mean the fellow’s name.”
Rice:
“Hu.”
Bush:
“The Chinaman!”
Rice:
“Hu is leading China.”
Bush:
“Now whaddya’ asking me for?”
Rice:
“I’m telling you Hu is leading China.”
Bush:
“Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?”
Rice:
“That’s the man’s name.”
Bush:
“That’s who’s name?”
Rice:
“Yes.”
Bush:
“Will you or will you not tell me the name of the leader of China?”
Rice:
“Yes, Sir.”
Bush:
“Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.”
Rice:
“That’s correct.”
Bush:
“Then who is in China?”
Rice:
“Yes, Sir.”
Bush:
“Yassir is in China?”
Rice:
“No, Sir.”
Bush:
“Then who is?”
Rice:
“Yes, Sir.”
Bush:
“Yassir?”
Rice:
“No, Sir.”
Bush:
“Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.”
Rice:
“Kofi?”
Bush:
“No, thanks.”
Rice:
“You want Kofi.”
Bush:
“No.”
Rice:
“You don’t want Kofi.”
Bush:
“No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.”
Rice:
“Yes, Sir.”
Bush:
“Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.”
Rice:
“Kofi?”
Bush:
“Milk! Will you please make the call?”
Rice:
“And call who?”
Bush:
“Who is the guy at the U.N.?”
Rice:
“Hu is the guy in China.”
Bush:
“Will you stay out of China?”
Rice:
“Yes, Sir.”
Bush:
“And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at he U.N.”
Rice:
“Kofi.”
Bush:
“All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.”
Condi picks up the phone.
Rice:
“Rice, here.”
Bush:
“Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.”
